College Update Thing!!!uuurrrrmmmmm let's see....I got a facebook now. Just my first and last name if anyone has a facebook and feels like finding me...
Yyyyuuup umm Oh! [link] check this guys stuff out! Especially this [link] He goes to ILIS and does amazing quality work. Kinda makes me wanna cry...
Yeah, that's pretty much it I think....MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Free Rice!
Addicting Word Game!!
[link] FEED THE HUNGRY!!!!!!
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Check these out!
My cousin Peter (the dark haired one) and his friends' videos.
[link] -Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
[link] -Dancing In The Moonlight
Amused
1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4.The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
5.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
6.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
7.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
8.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
9.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
10.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
11.When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
12.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
13.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
14.Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
16.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
18.Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy.
19.Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the fuck he wants.
20.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
24.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
25.Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
26.Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
27.A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
28.Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
29.When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
30.Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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YOURE LYING!!!
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"You mean...You'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"
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YOURE LYING!!!
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"You mean...You'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"
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YOURE LYING!!!
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YOURE LYING!!!
HAHA jk jk! ...but not really...HAHAHA!!
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"You mean...You'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"
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YOURE LYING!!!
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